DONKEY ROBOT

Last week Fox News called for the government regulation. This week: Blog are Satan!!!

O’Reilly, you are so stupid!!

I gotta hand it to him, he’s actually pretty funny, and manages to be so without trying hard. Granted he’s got a retard for an audience, but still. But the end of the clip; when he takes his leave, he just seems like a cocky freaking frat-boy jaded by his 12 coors a night routine, no?

Congratulations, Carson, you are the first winner of my DonkBot Asshole of the Week Award. If it wasn’t for you, this honor wouldn’t even exist. Readers, please join me in continuing to hate on Carson daily.

I don’t care how “rich” the mega-elite media barons tell us TV writers are — we all know that they aren’t nearly as rich as the mega-elite media barons. And they aren’t as rich as celebrity assholes like Carson Daily.

More on HuffPo…

Just for kicks, this is Carson promoting his bullshit web 2.0 community site:

Gee, that’s original, Carson!

Sign the petition to exile Carson Daly now!

YouTube gem: Folk music meets Chinese Restaurant Kung-Fu Fighting Scene. Square dancing meets synchronized dance…

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any stupider, FoxNews asks the questions: “Will there come a time, does there have to come a time…when blogs will be regulated?

HAhahahah. Had a great laugh at that one…

You know, I might have to revise my Top 5 GOP Hypocrites list, because Trent Lott has just been outed, basically, by Gay Escort Benjamin Nicholas — who once objected to Haggard’s boytoy “breaking the code of sillence”.

Awww, aren’t they cute together? Senator Lott, who has been one of the leaders of the Senate and of the Right-wing takeover of the GOP during the two decades, will no longer be able to use his power to thwart gay and lesbian rights.

In all seriousness, there is nothing wrong with being gay — there’s not even anything wrong with being gay and hiding it. That’s your right. But to spend a career bashing gays and manipulating clueless voters into an emotional frenzy over the non-issue of homosexuality — that is disgusting. Especially when people’s basic civil rights (in this case, the right to not suffer discrimination because a condition you are born with) gets trashed in the process.

Trent Lott: traitor, moron, asshole.

The man is a disgusting pig. Oh yeah, and the little escort who bashed Haggard’s flame is a bastard too. They make a good couple.

Please read these stuffy legal letters of threat sent to Swedish torrent technology company PirateBay. The threats are basically meaningless because they typically make reference to American, not Swedish, law. It’s questionable whether the threats are legitimate in the US too, but it’s unquestionable that the legal departments drafting these letters are major douchebags.

A snippet between Apple’s Legal Dept. and Pirate Bay :

> Apple is prepared to take further actions to stop the sites illegal
> activities, and Apple expressly reserves its rights. I am available
> to discuss this matter at any time. If you are represented by counsel
> in this matter, please provide me with the identity of that counsel.

Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a
retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21″. The
previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the
action.

> This message and any attached documents contain information from the
> law firm of OMelveny & Myers LLP that may be confidential and/or
> privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not read,
> copy, distribute, or use this information…

It’s OK with you that we post this message on http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal ? Because I just did, and I’m so
afraid of you and your nice titles and shiny offices :-(.

And that’s one of the tamer exchanges… http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal/

This photographic does NOT do justice to the original, which I have on the wall next to my computer, but you start to get the idea. I found a review by an Art Critic for the Financial Times. He tries to decrypt it, but for me it’s just the bad-ass ness of the anime diva (the one in the middle).

Shirley said this about Kucinich:

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has claimed to have seen a UFO, according to Shirley MacLaine in her new book, “Sage-Ing While Age-Ing.”

Kucinich “had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there,” the actress, a close Kucinich friend, wrote. “Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

“It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

Hmmm, remember this shirley MacLaine we’re talking about. See her in action below :

I don’t buy it!